What I'm working on now is a continuation of the Empty Lands series, a restart of The Bastard, and testing some stuff for the basis of a new flash game that may be as hard or harder than Beam Prison!
May 1, 2008: Dead Tree is Alive!
Hello there non-dead residents of the world. My name is Bulortio and I am but a simple sloth communicating with you from the depths of Hell, which the internet finally has the capacity to reach.
I’ve been trying to reach you for so long, It is very lonely down here and there aren’t many fun activities to engage in either (pouring lava on people’s genitals is only fun the first hundred times.)
But now that I have access to you, and your internet… I have found many ways to keep myself occupied.
Hours have turned to days turning to weeks as the reality fades away from around me and only my computer screen remains. Your flash, video games, and recordings of your activities have been the best thing to happen to me ever.
Already you have gifted me with hours of amusement, and so I hope to now return the favor.
Come; view flash, my flash games, my recordings of my victories over your games, and my personal messages to your world.
We can have many fun times in this exchange of happiness.
And when your final sun sets and your eyes close forever, opening in a place that is not your home, but mine…
We can… be friends…
-Bulortio.
